..and you might call this a downfall..

11:24am: loki

4:03pm: I hate that i'm going out of my way to impress someone. That's not who i am. I'm not one of those girls. But still i am doing it.

8:43pm: "Cleans up nicely" just seems like an ironic comment to me right now.

Oh, wow. He's so unexpectedly attractive in those pictures.

if i were rich i'd tie a $100 bill onto a string and make it look like someone dropped it and when someone gets down to pick it up ZOOOOM snatch that motherfucker back.

7:07pm: People can say what they will but Scott has become infinitely more interesting and decent to me since they acknowledged his empty prom night marriage to Jean, ended it, and he began to loosen up and embrace his intensity.

7:06pm: "If there's some grand World Destroying Threat coming that require all of earth's heroes to work together... Cap is the #1 choice to lead Earth's heroes. If he can't, there's Scott Summers."

7:00pm: You're guaranteed an entertaining photo or two, and the woman really means well.
She has heart, I'll give her that.

7:00pm: Well, I mean, it is a ren faire. Presumably the tits were already in attendance.

6:59pm: (Besides, as a Jewish person and a woman, I suspect that in many cities my experience of the middle ages would have been somewhat sub-optimal.)

6:59pm: That said, I've always kind of wanted to go to one of those things dressed as the Black Death--too bad Poe wasn't more descriptive.

6:58pm: I am so glad to see that despite changing her entire era of outfit choices, she still went with the ponytail. Such a bold move!

6:47pm: I am so tired of you people and your undergraduate women's studies courses. Step off.

6:46pm: Come on, lighten up. Don't you know that killing women = hilarious?

9:12pm:

She associates with only the best of the best.

is a wanna-be academic who hasn't rid herself of valley-girl vernacular

She enjoys running, building massive muscles, death metal and cultural appropriation.

She currently lives in the burbs of a midwestern city with her boyfriend who force-feeds her rice.

You need a jet to get to her.

She might have an upcoming interview with Social Security assuming she learns how to speak better Spanish.

As you are reading this, she is probably using elaborately postmodern language to judge you horribly.

She is a food snob to the point of obnoxiousness, and if you truly are what you eat, she is likely made of cheese and chocolate.

canät type straight, loves the color black, has bad hair months not days,

She believes in self sufficiency and enjoys creepy backwoods activities like composting and rainwater utilization.

She has embarrassing tastes in music, movies, and books, and is the happiest person she knows.

You say contrasting colored hair, I say creative accessorization.

7:38pm: You know what hair does? It GROWS BACK. Talk about the least important thing in the world to throw a hissy fit about...especially when you wouldn't mention your preferences in the first place. When you're the one the hair is being cut off of, even.

7:33pm: Crazy Lady needs to chill the fuck out and act like a reasonable facsimile of a human being. Christ on a cracker, just reading about her has made me want to punch her in the face!

7:30pm: Calm the eff down, it's just water.

7:29pm: You're not the queen of the world, buttercup.

7:28pm: Please please please let me do my job. Really, I get paid to do it. If you get hurt, I have to take days off and go get a drug test. I need this money, so stop trying to do something you can't and let me do it. I'm capable, I promise.

7:26pm: Umm...yeah, knowing someone doesn't give you access to their money lady.

6:31pm: When I'm not in the mood (like now), I am completely disgusted with myself.

6:29pm: Girls like to hit on me a lot, and I'm a straight female. However, I like the attention, so I'm very purposely ambiguous about my sexuality.

6:28pm: withholding sex is manipulative and shitty at best and emotional abuse at worst.

4:07pm: And I see it more with black women, who get dressed up and they’re wearin’ everything to fit snug, and they’re walking the walk. And you’re like, Man, look at you go! Where did you get that? She might be a larger package, but boy, she sure understands how she’s wrapped.

8:47pm: all the delicate work to avoid any kind of racism wank was gone with that line lol.

7:22pm: Guilt-ridden masturbation on the other hand, I can totally see.